Questions You May Be Asking

This has nothing to do with our trip except that Tom shared them with us and we laughed and laughed about them – so here goes.

Some Questions about Ambiguity

1.  ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.

2.  I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF-
HELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.

3.  WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?

4.  IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?

5.  WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO “GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?”

6.  WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN
ENDANGERED PLANT?

7.  IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO
REMAIN SILENT?

8.  WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?

9.  WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?

10.  HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?

11.  IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?

12.  WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE ‘S’ IN IT?

13.  IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY
BECOME DISORIENTED?

14.  CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS of GOD

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