This has nothing to do with our trip except that Tom shared them with us and we laughed and laughed about them – so here goes.<\/p>\n
Some Questions about Ambiguity<\/p>\n
1.\u00a0 ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.<\/p>\n
2.\u00a0 I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, “WHERE’S THE SELF-
\nHELP SECTION?” SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.<\/p>\n
3.\u00a0 WHAT IF THERE WERE NO HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS?<\/p>\n
4.\u00a0 IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?<\/p>\n
5.\u00a0 WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO “GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?”<\/p>\n
6.\u00a0 WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN
\nENDANGERED PLANT?<\/p>\n
7.\u00a0 IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO
\nREMAIN SILENT?<\/p>\n
8.\u00a0 WHY DO THEY PUT BRAILLE ON THE DRIVE-THROUGH BANK MACHINES?<\/p>\n
9.\u00a0 WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?<\/p>\n
10.\u00a0 HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO HAVE A CIVIL WAR?<\/p>\n
11.\u00a0 IF YOU TRY TO FAIL, AND SUCCEED, WHICH HAVE YOU DONE?<\/p>\n
12.\u00a0 WHOSE CRUEL IDEA WAS IT FOR THE WORD ‘LISP’ TO HAVE ‘S’ IN IT?<\/p>\n
13.\u00a0 IF YOU SPIN AN ORIENTAL PERSON IN A CIRCLE THREE TIMES, DO THEY
\nBECOME DISORIENTED?<\/p>\n
14.\u00a0 CAN AN ATHEIST GET INSURANCE AGAINST ACTS of GOD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This has nothing to do with our trip except that Tom shared them with us and we laughed and laughed about them – so here goes. Some Questions about Ambiguity 1.\u00a0 ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION. 2.\u00a0 I WENT TO … Continue reading